You can't square a circle (but can you triangulate a square?)

We may have another situation, folks, where Julie is making sense in the long run. As with much of what my wife says, though, it's all in the delivery.
Still...  I really am not too sure on this one. No matter what angle I put it on (pun completely intended), and no matter what face I put on it (ditto), it still makes as much sense as an orange Smurf standing on Big Ben's tower and bellowing "Smooth Criminal" in a Russian accent.
See what you think.

Am I right? Or am I nuts? I suppose it could always be both.