The big kiss-off

OK folks. To help you with your decision, regarding the format of the Gems, I thought I would bring an old favourite out of retirement; It has never been published on this site before, but some folks may remember it from way back when...

Essentially, once my bemusement had cleared, I established that Julie had wanted to kiss me on the lips. Unfortunately, she was by my side, so she could only reach my cheek (ie my face). I'm not entirely sure what that says about the size of my face...

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