When you walk in the room

“I can see a new expression on my face
I can feel a strange sensation taking place
[blah, blah, blah]
Every time that you.. walk in the room”

Well, I can guarantee there was a new expression on MY face when I walked into the kitchen only to hear my darling wife utter these words;

So very glad I had, moments before, heard the microwave *ping* as it announced Julie's meal had been cooked. Nevertheless, I still hastily assembled a carefully blank expression before discreetly making sure what the hell she was talking about.
Yes, it was  her food.