Remember to remember

Last week, I made the decision to carry a pad and a pen around with me whenever I go out anywhere with Julie. As an idea, it immediately bore fruit - I managed to garner perhaps a dozen Gems in the course of an afternoon walk.

On one occasion, though, I began jotting down one such Gem when Julie began to object...

This one earned her a blank look of about force eight on the Boosh Bafflement scale. How is it that just two short sentences can involve such labyrinthine logic?