Showing a lot of front. Back. Whatever...

One day, I accidentally broke wind ('farted', for the less wordy among us). I apologised, naturally, and Julie said this;

After re-booting my brain, I asked what she meant. Apparently, she basically was saying that she was glad I hadn't done it in her face.

That comes as a relief, as I don't fancy looking at the anatomy of someone who managed to fulfil that statement...