With that in mind, I dreaded what a boozed-up (ok, she was just a bit tiddly) Julie was going to make of this question...
BAFTA, of course, stands for British Film and Television Awards, but you probably worked that out, right? Julie knew, but but the lure of an opportunity to muck things about proved to be something of a siren call.
And now, as a special treat for you, have a CLITORIS.
Tata for now - tune in tomorrow for the finale to this week's Trivial Pursuit bonanza. And yes, it's going to be a good one.