Julia, a friend of mine who has been source of some Gems herself (usually indirectly, I will confess), posted something of Facebook today. This something was a series of diagrams showing hitherto unknown organs of the body, all responsible for some rather specific functions. For example, there is the 'cinema bladder', the one that is responsible for not being able to hold any fluid beyond a sip or two.
There are others, but the one that really caught my eye was the 'posterior nervous system'.
Obviously, this is going to be abnormally large in the human sub-species known as 'politicians', but surely this should go some way to explaining how Julie can come up with bon mots such as 'I would have kissed you, but your face was in the way.'
To see the rest of these new discoveries (originally courtesy of College Humor), visit here. Thanks again, Julia!