Every now and then, Julie will attempt to explain or justify her Gems. Naturally, this is not dissimilar to using a hammer to get rid of the bug on your toe. I mean, seriously, I'm thinking of getting JCB to sponsor this site if she digs herself in any faster.
Don't believe me? Want some evidence? That's fine - there's plenty. For now, though, have a look at this one-liner;
Before you jump to Julie's defence, however, let me tell you that I did wait for a good length of time after she said that, just in case there was anything else to come along and complete it. In the end, I laughed and reached for a pen...
You know what though? Now I look at it again... it sort of makes sense.
Tomorrow: Regrets and coloured cars.