Sing the song, but PETA and the RSPCA have been informed.

Just a quick bonus Gem for you today; I'm back at work tomorrow, which means we'll probably be back on the standard posting rate of Monday/Wednesday/Friday. There will be occasional bonus posts, but nothing like the frequency we've had over the last couple of weeks.

Once again, Julie has been singing to herself. Once again, Julie hasn't been sticking to the lyrics.

The awful thing is that the second line actually scans perfectly for the song and has thus now replaced the real one in my head. I just hope to hell nobody asks me to sing it, because I know which version I'm likely to sing if I'm not concentrating too much...