This was going to be a Facebook-only post, but there were a couple of things recommending it for general release - not the least of which is the fact I find it funny as hell. The other is that most people will need a little preparation before they read it.
Step one; watch this video clip of a song recorded in 1950 by Eileen Barton.
Got that? Cool.
Step 2; Read the following Gem from Julie - bearing in mind this came out of the blue, for no reason at all, as we were walking along the seafront.
Step 3; Think WTF??
That's all folks - see you on Monday for the next round of Gems. Oh, and next week features a Gem from a very special guest.